c - cowboys are my weakness; crying and cheering at the same time

r - random k8 is random; richard brautigan you crazy loon

e - Einstein: one fly motherfucker; explain my heart

a - and you people call me a filthy enabler; ART CRAWL!

t - thorax and a bog; this is my thesis

u - UNF; UK Men Trapped in Corridors

r - raccoons: nature’s motherfuckers; reblogged because i wanted to use that tag

e - even though that makes no sense; especially bear puns

(no tags for 5; no tags for 7)

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softerworld:

A Softer World: 818

(Or anyway I might get arrested)

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hot-actors-ftw:

And one more time

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Barton and Wilson: Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.  →

“What happened to ‘I think he’s insane but I kind of like him?’”

“I had to listen to a very long and detailed lecture on the merits of duct tape.”

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forgetpolitics:

1. Dan Savage hates trans people and uses transphobic slurs.

“Children have a right to some stability and constancy from the adults in their lives. Perhaps I’m a transphobic bigot, but I honestly think waiting a measly 36 months to cut your dick is a sacrifice any father should be willing to make for his 15-year-old son. Call me old-fashioned.

Unfortunately, your ex wasn’t willing to make that sacrifice (selfish tranny!), or it never occurred to him to make that sacrifice (stupid tranny!)…. If your son can’t deal with having his dad/mom/whatever around right now, support him and tell his dad/mom/whatever to leave the two of you alone for the time being.”

2. Dan Savage believes that bisexuals do not and should not exist.

“I’m not saying bi guys are bad people, or they don’t make great one-night stands. Bushes, bathhouses, and sleazy gay bars are crawling with bi guys. But if a guy wants more, he’ll have an easier time getting it from another gay man.”

3. Dan Savage has admonished women for not putting up with their partner’s sexual desires and has criticized female rape survivors’ stories.

“There the guy was, boned for you, and he was brave enough to put his desires out there, to make himself vulnerable (which is what the ladies are always saying they want, right?), and you lobbed the ol’ “What?!?” bomb at him and made him feel like a freak. Is it any wonder that he quickly moved on to “other things” and, one would hope, better sex partners?”

“I’m extremely sorry that you were raped, DRARS, although your baseless accusations of rape make me doubt you when you claim to be a survivor of rape. The feminist bloggers are going to accuse me of thought crimes: If a woman says she was raped then, by God, she was raped. (Tell it to the lacrosse team.) But if my reaction to your letter is a thought crime, I can only plead entrapment: I wouldn’t have had these illegal thoughts if you hadn’t sent me such a stupid letter in the first place… Finally, DRARS, I hereby withdraw my consent for you to read Savage Love. If you continue to read my column against my will, well, we all know what word to apply to your actions.”

4. Dan Savage thinks that racist gay white men are less of a threat to African-Americans than homophobic African-Americans are to gay people.

“I do know this, though: I’m done pretending that the handful of racist gay white men out there—and they’re out there, and I think they’re scum—are a bigger problem for African Americans, gay and straight, than the huge numbers of homophobic African Americans are for gay Americans, whatever their color.”

EDIT: Here are some more lovely gems from our resident asshole Dan Savage on his rampant hatred for everything not white, male, and gay:

5. Dan Savage thinks asexuals are secretly “fags”.

“I appreciate the feedback, Stephanie, and I’m sorry I offended you. But… um… I couldn’t help but think, as I read your letter, that your boyfriend is either a fool or a fag. But if it works for you guys—if a romantic relationship devoid of sexual attraction and activity works for you guys—then it works for you guys. Who am I to argue with success?”

6. Dan Savage is fatphobic.

“First off, LARDASS, you neglected to include a sign-off, forcing me to create one for you. I tried to create one that captured the spirit and tone of your letter, and I think I did pretty well… I am thoroughly annoyed at having my tame statements of fact—being heavy is a health risk; rolls of exposed flesh are unsightly—characterized as ‘hate speech.’”

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umbrellastandmagnetism:

 #darcy is tumblr

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amyamychan:

heidi8:

straightupswede:

Single Ladies - Burt Hummel (3x22 Graduation)

Parenting. You’re doing it right. 

Burt Hummel wins all the parenting awards.

Guys, i just.

How is this hilarious and funny and i don’t have any context at all for this other than knowing who Burt Hummel is and how awesome he is and yet i am totally crying right now? Like, tears running down my face. Because this is amazing.

Glee and i may have our differences, but i will always love Burt. Because he’s the best. And they’ve never been afraid to make him amazing.

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stfuconservatives:

christiantheatheist:

atheistoverdose:

My good deed for the day.

I fucking hate anti-vaxers.

Fantastic reply.

“They also contain the influenza virus itself”

YOU DON’T SAY!

OK, if you’re a grown-up who doesn’t understand how vaccines work, you don’t deserve to have any. And you certainly shouldn’t be warning people about them.

-Jess

Whoever wrote this, i think i’m in love with you. <3 <3 <3

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animalstalkinginallcaps:

EVER SINCE I STARTED TAKING HERBIVORE STUDIES COURSES AT THE LOCAL UNIVERSITY IT’S BECOME MORE AND MORE DIFFICULT TO ENJOY A WIDE RANGE OF WHAT I ALWAYS ASSUMED WERE NORMAL AND BENIGN ACTIVITIES. I’VE BEEN MADE TO REALIZE THE ENTIRE ECOSYSTEM IS DESIGNED TO OPPRESS AND MARGINALIZE ALL BUT A SELECT FEW CREATURES, AND EVEN MY ATTEMPTS TO OFFER POSSIBLE ALTERNATIVE EXPLANATIONS TO SOME OF THE MORE SPECULATIVE THEORIES ARE SIMPLY PERPETUATIONS OF THE DOMINANT HEIRARCHY.

I NEVER REALIZED HOW MUCH I NEED TO CHECK MY PREDATOR PRIVILEGE.

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omgregory:

WORK Mathu Anderson.

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